wow i need Newt/Hermann flufftimes like i need air

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

temariart:

Ruff and Tuff

temariart:

Ruff and Tuff

gamoraing:

you did not break me

tmntmaster:

Greg Cipes and his Turtle bros sang a song called “Peace in Every Piece of Pizza” at the panel…life-changing

aegontargaryen:

she’s so pretty i wanna cry

MY DAD WENT THROUGH THE CARWASH WITHOUT ME

♫ And we’ll never be royals ♫ Ok, well, clearly you don’t watch Game of Thrones, Lorde. [x]

spaceexp:

Milky Way Stretching out over Lake Tahoe, CA Source: dopefish_lives (reddit)

spaceexp:

Milky Way Stretching out over Lake Tahoe, CA

Source: dopefish_lives (reddit)

Oh, fuck me.

we’re headin home a day early

once a loser always a loser

handsomedogs:

Don’t tell me you are leaving so soon!!!

handsomedogs:

Don’t tell me you are leaving so soon!!!

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material