wow i need Newt/Hermann flufftimes like i need air
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
Ruff and Tuff
you did not break me
Greg Cipes and his Turtle bros sang a song called “Peace in Every Piece of Pizza” at the panel…life-changing
she’s so pretty i wanna cry
MY DAD WENT THROUGH THE CARWASH WITHOUT ME
♫ And we’ll never be royals ♫ Ok, well, clearly you don’t watch Game of Thrones, Lorde. [x]
Oh, fuck me.
we’re headin home a day early
once a loser always a loser
Don’t tell me you are leaving so soon!!!
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material